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Anonymous asked
Is it fair to say "Men are guilty until proven innocent"? I feel this way. Sometimes, I want to lock them all up until they can prove themselves decent human beings. The odds are against them.




I think this is fair.

Did you know adopting such a doctrine would be in violation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, or do you think that’s outdated?

The argument is that men are not human.

A mix between assloads (it’s a pun wait for it..) of Yaoi, semi naked dudes, way too many Bara orc, and finally posts like this. I think I’m going with guys from now on.



Dear Blizzard, you seem to be confused about something. It’s ok. It’s obvious your writers were never Literature majors and so It’s normal to be confused about some concepts. As such, because you are so… wrong about something, I felt the need to correct you on this as is…

Seven Deadly Asks


Greed: 7 things your character wants badly.
Wrath: 6 things that make your character angry.
Pride: 5 things or actions your character is proud of.
Gluttony: 4 favorite foods of your character.
Envy: 3 things or people your character is jealous of.
Sloth: 2 future scenario’s your character would be happy to settle down to.
Lust: 1 person your character loves, or has a crush on.

Why not? Might even doodle the answers.

Default is Sae. If you want someone else Sae otherwise. =p

(Source: bearcubofthenorth)

Bitey Fangdanas - THREE colours available
[Mod Note: These are UV reactive, so they glow under blacklights!]

Bitey Fangdanas - THREE colours available



[Mod Note: These are UV reactive, so they glow under blacklights!]

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why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you

Is this not the norm?

WoW Game time Giveaway! 26.9. - 5.10.2014



Hello every WoW player!

I’m feeling a bit generous, so I’m giving away 90 days of WoW gametime! This is like a raffle, and there will be only one “winner”. All you gotta do is:

  • Reblog and/or like this post
  • You don’t need to follow me, but a follower gets +1
  • That’s it :3

So a reblog, like, and follower gets +3, and that is the maximum one person can get these raffle “spots”. You can only reblog once, other reblogs won’t count.



aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

aggressively doesn’t know what to do when you’re not okay

kyleavittynp asked
"Kill me" - Kyn


He looks down at her, his expression shifting from a slight smirk to an unreadable mask. Lowering himself just enough so that they were eye level, he says quietly, “Give me the reason why and then… If I think it is enough, I will.”

The monk let out a pained whimper. “Please? Erl..I don’t want it anymore..Just take it!” She’s looks near to tears as she begs him to end it.

the first three words you see are what you want in life









booty, hot dick, seal

Booty, men, and money #truth

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Gay, hand jobs, meme

Booty, fan fics, hot dick.

Hand job, money, anal

Anal…Booty..Gay fanfiction


in other news, nothing reduces my will to live quite like applying for jobs


I genuinely resent how ‘respecting parents’ often translates into allowing yourself to be an emotional (or even physical) punching bag, doormat or vessel for them to relentlessly project their idealized image of the perfect child, which often proves detrimental and inhibiting. Fuck that shit.

It’s amazing what my father can do to a good day